Rikki's Innocent!

Ok, so maybe he didn't rape some chick. Honestly, I didn't figure he did. Ol' Rik seems like a well intentioned guy. But, now that he's been aquitted he'll have a lot of time to airbrush toilet seat lids.

Hit It Rikki!

Poor Mr. Rikki Rockett. Not only does he have to watch Bret Micheals go through the endless number of skanks on "Rock of Love" to find his "perfect" skank; and on-again-off-again drumming for Poison. But, now he's been arrested for "strong-arm rape."

Yes, it seems poor Mr. Rockett was arrested at LAX after arriving from New Zealand. The arrest stemmed from a warrant (Take that Jani Lane!) issued from Neshoba County Mississippi. Well, hopefully he can take his air brush painting to the pen with him. (Idolator)