More Rock of Love?

That's right, bitches! Another season of Rock of Love will be upon us! It seems like Mr. Wig and his "girlfriend, " Ambre Lake, from the last season have broken up. I know, sad right? Totally unexpected!

But, this season all the strippers, old 80's "metal" chicks, single mom (Did I already mention strippers?) will all be out to win Bret's heart. This time the "ladies" of RoL will be on a bus following Bret around the country on a month long tour. I wonder if they will have a contest to see who doesn't throw up while cleaning out the buses septic tank?

Anyhoo, I'm sure Big John will be tagging along as always trying to pick up the sloppy seconds. Hey-O! (Rock & Roll Daily)

Bret Michaels Tells All

I'm sure Mr. Michaels has heard all the jokes about either his wig or horrible weave all season long. But, I was surprised to read an interview with Michaels where he admits to even having hair extensions.

He also admitted that he may not be as in to Ambre Lake as we would hope he would be. It seems that the ladies aren't the only ones on the show looking to further their "careers." (MSN)

Will You Stay Here And Rock My World?

Did anyone watch the finale of Rock of Love 2? Man, Ambre was ready to do what it took to get her man wasn't she? Damn! She pulled her "commando" card and even showed Bret the goods.

Daisy was a blubbering bag of surgical "enhancements" as always. While I was watching this human tragedy with my lovely wife, I wondered to myself why I watch such garbage. But, then I remembered it's entertaining to watch women throw themselves at a man they barely know, act like idiots on television and actually make themselves look like total white trash.

Don't get me wrong ROL2 was totally awesome while it lasted. But, why would anyone want to put themselves through that and be tagged socially like that? I just hope there will be a Rock of Love 3 if it doesn't work out with Bret and Ambre, which I'm sure it won't work out. Or, at least a series chronicling their romance.

Rock of Love Finale!

I'm not sure how many of you love the endless trashfest that is "Rock of Love 2" but me and the Mrs. find it endlessly entertaining. I mean, how can you not? You have chicks that are fn crazy, chicks that are stupid, strippers, stupid strippers and groupies.

The best part is that Bret would have us think that he's in it for love, but, of course he's not. But, we all know better, right? I mean, he just wants to kickstart his shitty career and make a little dough. And get laid. By nasty strippers.

But, My Old Kentucky Blog has a great little article where they go over the pros and cons of the finalists Daisy and Ambre. Very entertaining. (MOKB)

Whatsa Goin' On!?

Whatsa goin' on, indeed. It's been a bad couple of weeks for the boys in Poison. First, Rikki Rockett gets arrested for rape. Now, Bret Michaels and his wig are being sued for breach of contract by the dude who owns the mansion where Rock of Love was filmed.

It seems the crew punched holes in the walls and ceiling, removed doors, killed flora and fauna and it seems they also repainted the interior of the house. You mean the owner doesn't have blood red walls, velvet ropes and animal print carpet?! I don't believe it. Nee, I refuse to believe it! (Spinner)

Whatsa Goin' On?

I'm not sure if any of you are as hooked on "Rock of Love" as much as me and the Mrs., but, we love every slutty, whorey, trash-tastic moment of it! Well, yesterday Daisy and her candy wax lips cried to Heather because she still lives with her uber-cool ex-boyfriend Charles. You know, he of the sweet wife-beater and "white trash" Jack White reject hat?

Anyhoo, you can check out his band here, Seraphim Shock. They dress like Misfit rejects and rock like Lifehouse. (Rock & Roll Daily)